Madame de Pompadour
Her hair couldnt fit thru the door
So she sat outside instead
Til birds nested in her head
And caused a great uproar
Limerick
Tag: Limerick
Ring Around The Rosy
A gardener named Rosy
Often dreamed to mosey
Down an isle strewn in petals
But she wasn’t a gal who settles
For just one posy
Limerick
( Smile! 😊Just a bit of humor for today! )
Un-Wanted Visitor
That pesky Mr. Squirrel
Will twist, stretch or twirl
To get a bit to eat
Spying the bird feeder’s treat
Towards it he does hurl
Limerick
Birdseed Bandit
There once was a brown squirrel
Who upon a bird feeder did swirl
He tried to get a treat
But trouble he did meet
When he got dizzy from the twirl
Limerick
Written in honor of National Limerick Day-May 12
Breastplate of Faith
Patrick is Ireland’s patron saint
Though a true Irishman he ain’t
A simple sheep herder was he
A slave he was til age twenty
Then he met God and caused the devil to faint
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“The Breastplate,” Patrick’s poem of faith and trust in God
Not a Back Up Plan
Old Mr. Wunder
Really made a blunder
Made a bad day worse
When he threw his car in reverse
And knocked my plans asunder
Limerick
As I was waiting to leave a restaurant parking lot today another elderly customer was backing out from his parking spot and apparently didn’t see my bright red car right in front of him. He backed into the right rear side of my car and thankfully only caused minor damage to it, and no injuries to anyone except my car, however, the whole incident caused about an hour’s loss of time. At least he had insurance. Such is life sometimes…
Mr. Fox
Oh my Mr Fox, why are you there,
Smiling at me without care?
Is it not a momentous offence
For you to be outside that fence?
Flashing that silly,sly stare!
Limerick
I wrote this silly rhyme to go with this image of a little fox that I and my grand-daughter drew. I was trying to learn to draw a fox and she was helping me. I thought he turned out cute so I saved him and added him into my Christmas Village display. 😊
Lazy Day
The Great Fall
Weird Question?
[NaPoWriMo–Day 23] [April 2014 PAD Challenge–Day23–Location poem]
Leonas Lines--Poetry Plus 